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Sep. 7th, 2011

(11:06:39 PM) Constance Wong: harnesses are SO expensive
(11:07:23 PM) Emily Leung: WOW SO WEIRD I JUST PUT ONE IN MY CART ON AMAZON.COM
(11:07:25 PM) Emily Leung: FOR KAYLA>
(11:07:30 PM) Constance Wong: O_____________________O
(11:07:40 PM) Emily Leung: hahhahahha
(11:07:41 PM) Constance Wong: i mean strap on harnesses
(11:07:52 PM) Emily Leung: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001A5MKLG/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER
(11:08:01 PM) Constance Wong: http://www.goodvibes.com/display_category.jhtml?id=catalog70002_cat33831&show=ALLPRODUCTS&sort=priceAccend

Aug. 23rd, 2011

We were hanging out in bed and Kelli texted a bunch of people "I'm a raging bisexual" on my phone. Here are the responses:

Sol: K
Angelo: Congratulations!
Emily: RaaaAge
Ryan: Duh
Glen: Haha that's hot
Dani: Haha AWESOME!
Neil: Yes.
July 2, 11:18PM
Jck isgoingto rebel in Castro.. be wants you there. This is Laura!! Go!!

What?!!!!!?!?

I ran into Jeffrey kwong. He's drunk and he's going to Castro and he wants to see you in rebel, its a bar.

Omg!

Go go go go!!! He wants to see you, I'm drunk and I can't drive.

Lol!!!

I'm drunk, stop laughing at me!!

Hahahaha awes who r u with

Benny Wu!!!

So are you still single? ;)

My guy friend wants to know!

Yes!!!

Hook me up

Come out right now! Today is my last night!

Omg

Awwww where are you now

I'm at Cosmopolitan in SF, you coming?!

I shouldn't I'm so tired!

im really drunk, my friend is helping me text, he's my designated texter

HAh!! I wish I could be there

Get here mow!!

Britmey is platitudes.h

Benny totally has the hits for you

Hots

So tired only got 3 hrs of sleep

Lies!!

I only tell the truth

You asshole

Sorry I don't mean it!!

So sorry

I totally think you're a HOPA

End 12:51AM

12:55AM

Text me here

It's Laura

Shit I didn't know I was texting you using my nongoolgle voice .

Text me here. Otherwise my sister will get pissed

I mean, not using Google voice

I am big trouble for textig you using my. nongoogle

Voice

It feels weird not drinking.

Life Recap

Wed. Feb. 9
Drank @ 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall and some other bar in Santa Cruz

Fri. Feb. 11
Drank @ Halu Restaurant and Yancy's Saloon in SF

Sun. Feb. 13
Drank @ Kimbodia in San Jose for the Grammy's

Mon. Feb 14
Drank @ Barracuda and Elephant Bar for VDay

Tue. Feb 15
Drank @ Chug Pub and threw up

Thu. Feb 17
Drank @ Crawdaddy in SJ (Just 1 beer!)

Fri. Feb 18
Drank @ Izakaya Sozai, Grandma's Saloon and Avenue Lounge in the Sunset

Sat. Feb 19
Drank @ Latin American Club and Phone Booth in the Mission. Woke up with a massive headache.

Sun. Feb 20
Drank @ Kimbodia for NBA All-Star Game (10 Malibu shots!)

Mon. Feb 21
Drank in SJ (5 Captain Morgan shots, 1 Grey Goose)

I swear I'm not an alcoholic! :)

So much fun this past week!!!!
Hi Will,

Great talking to you yesterday.

I can commit at least a solid 20 hours a week. Most of these work hours would have to be during weekends and after-hours on weekdays. However, I will be able to take phone calls here and there during the day, be available online, and if needed can do quick fixes.

I believe a fair pay for my skills and experience is $60/hr.

Please let me know what you think. I look forward to working with you!

Thanks,
Constance
"Is he trying to add you? I'll shove a dildo up ur ass Connie"

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Some pics.


My desk @ work


Office - My desk is the one on the left. Two more desks not in picture


View 1


View 2


Looking out


Manoa Falls in Hawaii

pic from my workplace right ON the bay (pier 9!)

yesterday my friend's dog got hit by a car in Burlingame. so sad, i only met him once.


RIP Kiba

i love link

Jan. 27th, 2010

u wanna hear something funny
and gross
"yah
so theres this guy
at work
who i hate
hes a dick
so today
at work
i went to take a poop
and i kept one of the ass wipes
and put it in his desk
skid marks and all
:)"

imakeexcitement (2:54pm):
What kind of voice do u think link would have

Amanda (5:02pm):
Omg i can totally hear it in my head...maybe baby gonzo from muppet babies?

imakeexcitement (6:31pm):
I think max goof!