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Sep. 7th, 2011

(11:06:39 PM) Constance Wong: harnesses are SO expensive
(11:07:25 PM) Emily Leung: FOR KAYLA>
(11:07:30 PM) Constance Wong: O_____________________O
(11:07:40 PM) Emily Leung: hahhahahha
(11:07:41 PM) Constance Wong: i mean strap on harnesses
(11:07:52 PM) Emily Leung: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001A5MKLG/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER
(11:08:01 PM) Constance Wong: http://www.goodvibes.com/display_category.jhtml?id=catalog70002_cat33831&show=ALLPRODUCTS&sort=priceAccend

Aug. 23rd, 2011

We were hanging out in bed and Kelli texted a bunch of people "I'm a raging bisexual" on my phone. Here are the responses:

Sol: K
Angelo: Congratulations!
Emily: RaaaAge
Ryan: Duh
Glen: Haha that's hot
Dani: Haha AWESOME!
Neil: Yes.
July 2, 11:18PM
Jck isgoingto rebel in Castro.. be wants you there. This is Laura!! Go!!


I ran into Jeffrey kwong. He's drunk and he's going to Castro and he wants to see you in rebel, its a bar.


Go go go go!!! He wants to see you, I'm drunk and I can't drive.


I'm drunk, stop laughing at me!!

Hahahaha awes who r u with

Benny Wu!!!

So are you still single? ;)

My guy friend wants to know!


Hook me up

Come out right now! Today is my last night!


Awwww where are you now

I'm at Cosmopolitan in SF, you coming?!

I shouldn't I'm so tired!

im really drunk, my friend is helping me text, he's my designated texter

HAh!! I wish I could be there

Get here mow!!

Britmey is platitudes.h

Benny totally has the hits for you


So tired only got 3 hrs of sleep


I only tell the truth

You asshole

Sorry I don't mean it!!

So sorry

I totally think you're a HOPA

End 12:51AM


Text me here

It's Laura

Shit I didn't know I was texting you using my nongoolgle voice .

Text me here. Otherwise my sister will get pissed

I mean, not using Google voice

I am big trouble for textig you using my. nongoogle


It feels weird not drinking.

Life Recap

Wed. Feb. 9
Drank @ 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall and some other bar in Santa Cruz

Fri. Feb. 11
Drank @ Halu Restaurant and Yancy's Saloon in SF

Sun. Feb. 13
Drank @ Kimbodia in San Jose for the Grammy's

Mon. Feb 14
Drank @ Barracuda and Elephant Bar for VDay

Tue. Feb 15
Drank @ Chug Pub and threw up

Thu. Feb 17
Drank @ Crawdaddy in SJ (Just 1 beer!)

Fri. Feb 18
Drank @ Izakaya Sozai, Grandma's Saloon and Avenue Lounge in the Sunset

Sat. Feb 19
Drank @ Latin American Club and Phone Booth in the Mission. Woke up with a massive headache.

Sun. Feb 20
Drank @ Kimbodia for NBA All-Star Game (10 Malibu shots!)

Mon. Feb 21
Drank in SJ (5 Captain Morgan shots, 1 Grey Goose)

I swear I'm not an alcoholic! :)

So much fun this past week!!!!
Hi Will,

Great talking to you yesterday.

I can commit at least a solid 20 hours a week. Most of these work hours would have to be during weekends and after-hours on weekdays. However, I will be able to take phone calls here and there during the day, be available online, and if needed can do quick fixes.

I believe a fair pay for my skills and experience is $60/hr.

Please let me know what you think. I look forward to working with you!

"Is he trying to add you? I'll shove a dildo up ur ass Connie"

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Some pics.

My desk @ work

Office - My desk is the one on the left. Two more desks not in picture

View 1

View 2

Looking out

Manoa Falls in Hawaii

pic from my workplace right ON the bay (pier 9!)

yesterday my friend's dog got hit by a car in Burlingame. so sad, i only met him once.

RIP Kiba

i love link

Jan. 27th, 2010

u wanna hear something funny
and gross
so theres this guy
at work
who i hate
hes a dick
so today
at work
i went to take a poop
and i kept one of the ass wipes
and put it in his desk
skid marks and all

imakeexcitement (2:54pm):
What kind of voice do u think link would have

Amanda (5:02pm):
Omg i can totally hear it in my head...maybe baby gonzo from muppet babies?

imakeexcitement (6:31pm):
I think max goof!